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The Top Ten Things I learned at USC Orientation:

10. Orange hair is intimidating.
9. Women with moderate to severe cases of man-face should still wear bras.
8. Nothing beats the view from floor 11 of Fluor tower.
7. Wahoo’s Fish Tacos will become a staple of my diet.
6. So will Krispy Kreme donuts.
5. I will gain weight, even though the gym is right next door.
4. My ability to pretend like I enjoy reading will be tested.
3. The coldest it gets at USC is the warmest it gets at my current residence.
2. Five-dollar shakes actually exist in California, and they are indeed quite tasty.
1. Tylenol PM can turn clouds into all the colors of the rainbow.

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3 Comments

    • face
    • Posted July 2, 2008 at 10:47 pm
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    Just happy to hear that you’ll enjoy yourself, for the most part.

    • johnheberle
    • Posted July 16, 2008 at 6:19 pm
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    don’t mix the tylenol pm and the fish tacos. unless you’re locked down in a safe room with no sharp objects.

  1. Krispy Kreeeeeeeeme


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